Saturday, August 20, 2011

in da (comedy) club?

this morning when i was throwing out the coffee filter, some of the grounds spilled onto my wrist, and started dripping down my hand. i immediately started making stigmata jokes in my head....
  • "Since the Romans are doing this, does that mean it's an Italian roast?"
  • "I wish Pilate were around because I need to wash my hands of this..."
  • "I guess the mormons were wrong about coffee being the devil's drink?"
  • "Coffee really does get the blood pumping!"
okay i'm done now.

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