in da (comedy) club?

this morning when i was throwing out the coffee filter, some of the grounds spilled onto my wrist, and started dripping down my hand. i immediately started making stigmata jokes in my head....

• "Since the Romans are doing this, does that mean it's an Italian roast?"
• "I wish Pilate were around because I need to wash my hands of this..."
• "I guess the mormons were wrong about coffee being the devil's drink?"
• "Coffee really does get the blood pumping!"

okay i'm done now.